printed in the U.S.A. // 4" x 5.5" // made with weird love.

'ass-olutely true' greeting card

  • know that one person who is kinda a pain in the booty, but ya love 'em no matter what (p sure we all do, boo)? give 'em this silly piece of snail mail to let them know you love them longtime. 


    features a blank inside so that you can fill that bad boy with allllllll of your sweet sentiments and slap a stamp on it: BOOM! snail mail game strong.